[KINDLE] ✽ Irregular Creatures Author Chuck Wendig – Agedanna.info

Irregular Creatures Contained Within Are Nine Stories Featuring Bizarre Beasties, Mythological Mutants, And Overall Irregular Creatures Including Flying Cats, Mermaids, Bigfoot, Giant Chickens, And Mystic Hobo HermaphroditesHorror, Fantasy, Science Fiction And HumorThe Collection Features The Following Nine Tales DOG MAN AND CAT BIRD A FLYING CAT STORY Joe S Got Job Woes And Family Problems, And It S Made All The Complicated By A Cat Who Dies On His Porch One Night Or, So Joe Believes The Cat Is Not Only Dead, But It Appears To Be Some Kind Of Improbable Mutant A Cat With Wings The Cat Initially Complicates Joe S Life As He Hides It From His Family, But He Soon Learns That May Be At Stake Than He Realized Little Does He Know, A Battle For Good And Evil, Between Heaven And Hell, Is About To Be Fought In His GarageA RADIOACTIVE MONKEYThat Bartender You Really Like, Well, She Just Whipped Up A Potent Cocktail Called A Radioactive Monkey Would You Drink It Hint You Shouldn T Jonny Stoops, However, Decided To Take The Plunge Hint It Doesn T End Well PRODUCT PLACEMENTImagine One Morning You Wake Up And You Discover That The World Is Now Home To Products You Don T Recognize But Everyone Else Does Flix Candy Bars Jack Kenny Whiskey Burrito Hut Donnie S Never Heard Of These Brands, But Those Around Him Say Such Products Are Beloved And Have Been Here For Years Donnie S Quest To Discover The Truth And Prove He S Not Nuts Reveals A Marketing And Advertising Scheme Not Of This DimensionIS GUY Every Day, I Catch Him Before He Makes It To The China Skillet I Drag Him Into The Alleyway, And I Beat Him With A Tire Iron Sometimes, I Stab Him With A Kitchen Knife I Do This Every Day I Think It S Starting To Affect Me Every Day Is The Same For The Protagonist Get Up, Drive To Work, And On The Way There, Beat Some Zombie To Death Next Day Zombie S Back It Would Take A Toll On One S Sanity, Wouldn T It MISTER MHU S PUSSY SHOWNolan Seeks Untold Pleasures, But Never Finds Them Not Until Now, When He Becomes Swiftly Obsessed With Tasanee, A Bangkok Dancer At A Hole In The Wall Club He Is Driven To Pursue Her At Any Cost, But What He Finds At The End Of His Obsession Is Not Pleasure, But PainLETHE AND MNEMOSYNEOld Age Wreaks Havoc On The Body And Mind, And In This Flash Fiction That Has Been Never Apparent Than When A Senile Old Man S Children Exhort Him To Remember The Means By Which He Controlled The Giant Chicken Wreaking Havoc Back HomeE AUCTIONBenjamin S Father Shows His Son The Secret Behind His Job He Is A Buyer And Seller Of Very Forbidden Things, Magical Things, Objects Of A Fantastical Purview He Takes His Son To The Auction, A Place Where Anything Can Be Bought And Sold Mythological Creatures, Insane Machines, Haunted And Horrific Artifacts Benjamin Is Lead Astray By A Religious Man With Pious Words But Sinister Intent When Benjamin Encounters A Sickly Mermaid On The Auction Block, Can The Boy Step In And Avert Disaster BEWARE OF OWNERA Short Story Of How Father Teaches Son Dad Teaches The Boy That You Don T Need To Beware Of A Dog, But You Damn Well Better Beware Of Owner OVERS AND TAKE BACKSTaye And Beau Are Two Characters From Two Different Worlds The First A Boy In The City Projects, The Second A Rich Man With A Hollow Life And An Estranged Family But A Bizarre Figure Steps In As Catalyst An Inhuman Rag Man Appears And Draws Connections Between The Two Characters That Could Not Have Existed Before


About the Author: Chuck Wendig

Chuck Wendig is a novelist, a screenwriter, and a freelance penmonkey.He has contributed over two million words to the roleplaying game industry, and was the developer of the popular Hunter The Vigil game line White Wolf Game Studios CCP.He, along with writing partner Lance Weiler, is a fellow of the Sundance Film Festival Screenwriter s Lab 2010 Their short film, Pandemic, will show at th



10 thoughts on “Irregular Creatures

  1. says:

    This was indeed an odd little collection.I will freely admit that I only bought it because of the cute winged cat on the cover PThat cat, by the way, is the protagonist of the first and longest story It was also my favourite Closely followed by the one about the mermaid.The author made it clear that he had a great


  2. says:

    Irregular Creatures is a collection of Chuck Wendig s short stories Someone recently compared his work to Stephen King s, and I can see where they re coming from there s something robustly readable about all of it, and the fantasy horror aspects are all handled in a matter of fact sort of way I can t remember how Kin


  3. says:

    This was my first Chuck Wendig book If I m thinking of the right author, all I knew about him before going into this is that he apparently likes to use a lot of profanity in his books This one had than most, but not an obscene amount If I had to describe this book in just one sentence it d be Irregular Creatures is li


  4. says:

    What can I say I m now an offical fangurl of Chuck Wendig s writing Well, except some of his let s think about important writerly things blog stuff which, when I try to read it, feels like salt flung at my flabby, slug brain What I like is his twisted imagination, the way he punches you with his writing and dares you to


  5. says:

    Warped Fun Twisted Chuck Wendig is a wordsmith general probably an 8 on the Gaiman Scale , and he presents nine stories of the weird and sometimes the macabre At 2.99, it s pretty spectacular, and it s worth it just for the story Dog Man and Cat Bird Not all the stories work as well, but that story is one of my favorites e


  6. says:

    I couldn t resist reading a book with a winged cat on the cover, and I m usually a fan of Chuck s work so I gave this book a try The format of the book was refreshing after reading a few lengthier novels, but this book almost feels like he released his writing journal A lot of these read as ideas of a story rather than a fle


  7. says:

    Once upon a time I went to a local bookstore and the guy behind the counter asked me what kind of books I liked to read.I said, Weird ones, mostly He got the strangest look on his face I m sure he d been expecting me to say, Mystery or Horror or some other easily defined genre At last he said, Well we ve got some Steven King s


  8. says:

    Chuck Wendig s Irregular Creatures is yet another feather in the short story collection cap, featuring nine speculative fiction tales that will shock, amuse, bewilder and entertain In the author s own words, the stories drunkenly swerve between fantasy, horror and science fiction with a dash of humour and absurdity thrown in for


  9. says:

    I had a blast reading Chuck s novella, Shotgun Gravy, which I finished in the space of one day Like most of Wendig s material, it was very readable full of inventive profanity, bizarre sensory details, and a cheerful, homespun vulgarity that reminds me a bit of early Stephen King.Irregular Creatures has all those elements, but I f


  10. says:

    These stories were, largely, engaging, engrossing, and appealing even despite or maybe because of the grotesque elements Some of the stories I m looking at you, Product Placement and Mister Mhu s Show inspired a physical reaction, though I m not going to detail the specifics suffice to say I don t recommend eating candy while readi


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